Monk's Cafe - Seinfeld - Print

You’re late. It’s not your fault! Your nap ran long, your shower didn’t take, then there was a moron on the subway. It’s like the universe is conspiring against you, but you know what Jerry would say to that: “What conspiring? One red light and you don’t show up to work for a week.” You rush across the street and get honked. “Hey, watch it idiot!” the driver yells. “We’re living in a society!” you yell back. Why don’t pedestrians have horns? You should tell Kramer. That’ll end well. Finally, you’re at the coffee shop. Monks. Same booths, same sandwiches, same coffee smells. Your friends are in the booth by the door, discussing Elaine’s new boyfriend. He’s a Big Small Talker. “Four times a day I’m getting a weather report, Jerry!” Elaine says. Kramer’s got water in his ear and asks to borrow your car. You flag the waitress down. “Tuna on toast,” you say. “Sure,” she says, “your usual.”
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